SteveNYC: "War's over man, Hixon dropped the big one!"
Dirty: "Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Eli threw 4 picks against the Jets last year? Hell no!"
Mac: "The Jets???"
The Fans: "Forget it. He's rolling."
Dirty: "...and it ain't over now. Because when the going gets tough..."
---dramatic pause---
Dirty: "The tough gets going. Who's with me?"
---dirty runs out and returns alone---
Dirty: "What the fuck happened to the Big Blue I used to know? Where are the emails? Where are the posts? This could be the greatest week of our season (***possible first round bye and home field advantage***) but you're going to let it be the worst. Oh no - we lost to a desperate and dysfunctional Cowboys team. Well just kiss my ass from now on. Not me - I'm not going to take this! Our former defensive coordinator - he's going down. The quarterback - sacked! Carolina Panthers..."
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