Saturday, December 12, 2009

BREAKING NEWS....


DECEMBER 12, 2009 2:18 EST

26TH NAME ADDED TO 2010 HALL OF FAME LIST

By DIRTY and MAC
BIG BLUE DFW PRESS WRITERS

DALLAS (BBDFW) - In football news today, the old timers committee has decided to add a 26th name to the Hall Of Fame ballot for the Class of 2010.

"Jungle" Drew Feger (pictured right) played in the inaugural season for the Giants in 1925. At the time he was the highest paid defensive lineman/kicker bringing home a whopping $100 per year.

Upon Internet research, BBDFW has found a quote from a local news anchor stating:

"Listen see. He was lean and mean and everything in between. The bees knees! Speaking of knees, he was the inventor of the chop block! That's right! I said it here first kids...the chop block. Watch it! He may hit you below the bread basket with his patent jungle chop block! Ouch that's smart!"

In light of the recent news, the Giants would like to retire his number but official stats have not been discovered and team officials don't remember his number.

More news to come on this developing story.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Brandon Jacobs......damn you....

How am I supposed to stay mad at you after this comment.....

"It's the biggest play of my career," Jacobs said of taking a short pass from Eli Manning and going 74 yards for a touchdown that put the Giants in front to stay. "It's extra special against Dallas. That's absolutely a team I can't stand. I've been hating Dallas ever since I knew anything about football."

Sweet music to my ears....

Saturday, December 5, 2009

As I Sit In A Deer Blind...

I can't help but think about a few things...

1. What the hell is wrong with the Giants?

2. We had better knock Romo on his ass tomorrow...a lot.

3. It's 22 degrees here and I'm posting in compete darkness.

4. At this point in the season...can I out run Brandon Jacobs?

5. What would Phil McConkey do?

6. Hell...could SteveNYC fix the Giants?

7. Is anyone else thoroughly amused by McGooch?

8. As much as I make fun of those snuggie commercials...I could probably use one right now.

9. For that matter, I could go for some hot chocolate and peppermint scnapps.

10. Can Lawrence Taylor still play?

If you can read this...and the stats say you don't! But for those who can...come out and join us at Cape Buffalo. Hell...bring the kiddos too!