Thursday, November 11, 2010

Eulogical remarks reguarding the cowboys 2010 season

Friends, Homies, BIG BLUE faithful, lend me your ears,
I come to bury the cowboys, not to praise them.
The evil that men do lives long after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones.
So let it be with the cowboys........
The noble Bradshaw hath told you they were ambitious.
And since it was so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Romo consumed it.....
Here, under leave of Goff and the rest(for Goff is an honorable man,
so they are all honorable men.)
Come I to speak in cowboys funeral.....
They were chumps, and so were they're fans.
But Osi says Romo was ambitious;
And Osi is an honorable man.....
He hath brought many captives home to Giants stadium.
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Romo seem ambitious?
When the fans have cried, Jerry hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Tuck says he was ambitious;
And Tuck is an honorable man.
You all did see that during the preseason,
The media thrice presented them a kingly crown,
Which they did thrice accept: was this ambition?
Yet Eli says they were ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Eli spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know,
You all(media) did love them once, and without cause.
What cause withholds you then to mourn for them?
O Judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beast.
And men have lost their reason..... Bear with me;
Jerry's heart is in the coffin there with the cowboys,
And we must revel in the dying of these mother fuckers going down!!!

2 comments:

Angry Irish Bastard said...

That's some deep shit man. Suddenly my infantile penis jokes don't seem charming and witty.

Hail Jmall!

The Irish Highball said...

Wow! Bringing a touch of history and literature to the world of Mad Magazine meets the National Lampoons of Giants Blogs.

"From this moment on, I renounce my throne. I'm no longer the prince of Zamunda. I renounce my throne!"