Friday, August 19, 2011

Easy Does it

It's about that time for the Jmall to start blogging(if you'd tell me 10yrs ago that I would have ever started a sentence like that, I would have kicked you in the nuts).. To start, I am very exited about the upcoming season, pumped about Eli... I do believe its his year to get some respect.. shit he has a little bit of a swagger now... fuck Steve Smith, Bob was right on the money when he analogized Smith's pussyassness to that of players from U.S.C.... well done Bobby I concur. Next I have to address our new watch party location.. For all those in the know, its been quite a while since bigbluedfw was thrown into the general population, last time this happened the group was called 4guys and their Vietnamese guide.. So it will be strange for a while.. We all know people like to hate on our group because we're all so tight(and no Drew I'm not talking about your vagina, we know how proud you've been since you've been doing your labe presses).. So I'm gonna be reserved for a couple of weeks till all the suckas realize that its now a New York bar. Who am I kidding, the first asshole in a homo jersey is gonna get told to go have sex with his mother.... Sorry fellas, my first surgery cancelled, so I have an hour to do this... Next, since I was informed by Mack of our strong following in the Netherlands, so in honor of this.. I'll go ahead and kick a shout out to the Dutch, have a waffle, and rock the shit out of some clogs... I also need to see a post from all the writers.. at least one a week... This whole preseason circus gets no reaction from me, while I'm happy to see BIGBLUE, I fear injuries and put no stock in the outcome of these games... To sum it up.... I just wanted to post something and I did, can't wait to see my posse @ buffalo Joe's on Monday night... peace.......
Jmall

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

im pumped!!! i get to be there every regular season game this year!!! moises

Anonymous said...

sorry but Buffalo Joe's is one and done for me. The beer was cold, the chicken sammich was just fine and of course the company wa sgreat, but losing Terrel Thomas, Brian Witherspoon and Marvin Austin means I can't go back. Pick another place.