Monday, July 26, 2010

Is Keith Bulluck really Terry Tate?

So I was doing some research about our newly signed starting middle linebacker and found that there's an Official Keith Bulluck website.


So here are a couple of things I've noticed:

1. The intense picture on the left side of his home page makes me think of Terry Tate - pictured above. You remember "Terrible" Terry Tate from those Reebok commercials a few years ago. If not - here you go:

Just to translate - " Wooo! You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy! You kill the joe - you make some more! You know that baby! Or else you're in for a long day...a long day! Because Triple T's up in this BITCH!

I only imagine the guy on the floor in the fetal position is Romo.

2. His favorite movie is Carlito's Way! ("HERE COMES THE PAIN!")

3. His favorite actor is Samuel L. Jackson ("English MF'er - Do you speak it?)

4. He played strong safety and linebacker in college.

5. His first start was against the Giants.

6. His first career interception was off a Cowboy quarterback.

7. (Dramatic Pause).... He's a Mets fan. I guess nobody is perfect. (Although it appears the website hasn't been updated since December of 2009)

Long story short - The pain train is coming....BITCH!

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