Potential Help For A Battered Offensive Line

In an effort to enhance the running game, the New York Giants have reached out to a pair of brothers hoping to bolster the blocking along the offensive line. Bobby "Nightclub" and Mike "Boom Boom" McNamara were called up by the New York Giants brass for tryouts. Both have been focused more on tequila and the Mexican soccer league as of late, but both have stated "they're ready to play."

Many of you may recall the McNamara brothers attempting to start their own New Jersey Beer League soccer team back in 2003 when NY Giants football had taken a turn for the worse. Anunzio Coccavelli had this to say: "These boys may look ready for a siesta but they're ready to play. As you can see, the real key is how they hide their arms. It throws off the defensive line and they don't ever see it coming. The New York Giants run game will soon be back on top."


With all the injuries along the offensive line, we might not have to wait long to see these New Jersey bandidos. I, for one, am ready. Put 'em in coach!

Line Maneuvers

Since our OL are shuffling in and out according to this article http://www.giants.com/news/headlines/story.asp?story_id=44424, we need (big) Mac and (big) Drew to put on their pads to play OL this Sunday. Who knows they could play better...
Let Richard start lining up as DL...

MISSING

Respect? Don't need it!

So how are G-Men viewed by ESPN after beating the craps out of the Bears:
Bears #11 at 3-1
Cowshit #14 1-2 (Trent "Dildo" Dilfer picked this team as coming out ahead last weekend in the NFC east even though they didn't play. Another A-hole Jerry Jones' jerk-off!!)
G-Men #20 2-2

No respect. That's alright, we don't need none. We'll throw all of them under our bus when they try to hop on our jock (thanks Jmall) later!!!

Go Big Blue.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings?year=2010&week=5
2010 NFL Power Rankings: Week 5
11 (6)
Bears
3-1
The offensive linemen should donate their checks to charity this week. (Walker)
14 (16)
Cowboys
1-2
Even though the Cowboys are 1-2, they still look like the best team in the NFC East. (Clayton)
15 (17)
Vikings
1-2
Is the early bye good or bad for the veteran Vikings? (Walker)
16 (21)
Redskins
2-2
Donovan McNabb got his deserved revenge with his victory in Philadelphia on Sunday. (Clayton) 17 (14)
Eagles
2-2
The Eagles have gone from quarterback crisis to quarterback disaster. (Clayton)
18 (12)
Bengals
2-2
The offense has an identity crisis and it's costing the Bengals games. (Walker)
19 (13)
Titans
2-2
They need to shore up pass defense for Dallas. (Kuharsky)
20 (24)
Giants
2-2
Too bad the Giants' defense can't get the Bears' offensive line on demand on their cable. (Clayton)

Time to chill

What an outstanding performance by the defense on Sunday night.... This is why its great to be a giants fan; when we kick ass we literally kick ass.. Fuck all the model boning, soup slinging, dog killing A-holes in the division... give me three guys named Osi, Tuck, and who is this Phillips and meet at the playground for some four on four action... just make sure you're H.M.O. covers the removal of instep from anus( not sure if this is the term they use) So all you other slags out there believe this... Giants are gonna be alright this season... thats my word, you can't show that kinda of D and not back it up... So LET'S GO GIANTS, fuck the texans, fuck the cowboys, and I'm out.

Repeat: Giants 17 - Bears' 3rd-string QB "Mommy!!". I think that...

Per popular request of repeat... after all we DID repeat many times on Bears QB!!!

That game was fun to watch. - Not for Bears' QB.
Chicago QB (enter name here) looked like a human pinata. - And human grass stains.
Pregame speeches by Strahan and Armstead always pay dividends. - Can they do it again before the cowshit game. We need Homo to be another human pinata.
Our punter needs to get his shit straight...quick. - Can Feagles kick again?
Tiki Barbers still sucks... dicks!!! - My brother reminded me that every time Tiki opens his fucking big mouth, we win. I guess it is a guesture to Tiki: FUCK YOU DOUCHE BAG and (most of) us don't give a rat ass of what your statistics was. I heard the whole stadium booed him at haft time during Ring Of Honor ceremony. Per Mara: "we got 29 cheers today"...
NBC's announcers can suck it. - The only way to shut Cockworth up is to duck tape a dildo in his mouth for the remaining of the season!
This victory will mean nothing if we don't back it up in Houston. - Amen.
Out.

Big Blue!!!

Giants 17 - Bears 3: I Think That...

That game was fun to watch.
Chicago QB (enter name here) looked like a human pinata.
Pregame speeches by Strahan and Armstead always pay dividends.
Our punter needs to get his shit straight...quick.
The kickoff coverage tackle by Wilkinson was AWESOME!
Tiki Barbers still sucks.
NBC's announcers can suck it.
Perry Fewell is back in my good graces...for now.
Victor Cruz might be a good option for punt and kick off returns.
Lately - Frank Gifford is looking better than Kathy Lee.
Our Wide Receivers still need to catch the damn ball.
This victory will mean nothing if we don't back it up in Houston.

Open Letter To Tiki Barber

Dear Tiki,

The only thing coming out of your mouth should be an explanation to your kids about how you fucked over your family for an intern.

Leave the Giants out of it.

Have fun covering the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City, Kansas.

Sincerely,

Angry Irish Bastard