Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Giants vs. Bears - Sunday - 7:00pm

Just because we suck - doesn't mean we still don't get together to watch the games. That's right damn it...Sunday night we take center stage on NBC at 7:00! (sigh)

So come out and enjoy the Cape Buffalo Shenanigans...it might be the only thing worth a damn!

Hell - maybe if we're lucky - the Crown Girls will show up again! I know Gooch would like to see them again! (picture below)


Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I think that...

We need to stop fooling ourselves: 8-8 is best we could probably get!
Start the rebuilding process by playing the younger guys (Linval Joseph, JPP, Tollefson, Cruz) to see what they can do
Start coaching research for all coaches especially head coach (YES, I said it!), Killdrive, overrated Sewage.
It's time to clean house: Prepare pink slips for McKenzie, Canty, BJ, Dielh, Bernard (why is this asshole still on the team roster?), Tynes, Dodge, Terrell Thomas, etc...
For fans sake, please do not punish us through several years of Dave Brown or Danny Kannell experiments...
This team double sucks - They may not beat several local high school teams around here, a.k.a. Euless Trinity.
Out!!!

Go Big Blue.

Monday, September 27, 2010

I Think That...

Perry Fewell is overrated.
The defensive line sucks.
Our coaches are continually out coached.
Eli should only be blamed for 1 interception so far this year.
Our offensive line is old and living in the past.
Brandon Jacobs got paid and became lazy.
Tom Coughlin has become soft.
Keeping Linval Joseph inactive against Chris Johnson was stupid.
Our WRs need to catch the damn ball when it hits them in the hands.
Kevin Killdrive is uncreative and useless.
This team is undisciplined.
The $3 crown and down doesn't really hide my disappointment.
This team sucks.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

It's time to rebuild OL so my 1st round pick for 2011 is...

The best available LT/OL even if we have to trade up to get him - stick a folk in Diehl. The replace McKenzie with Beaty. Later rounds: OC, OL, RB, LB...

Go Big Blue.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Giants vs. Titans - Sunday - 12:00pm

If you thought the season was over - you're wrong. That's right everyone! We're back at the Cape Buffalo Sunday afternoon for another Giants home game. It's only Week 3! And speaking of 3 - while you're at Cape Buffalo - enjoy the $3 crown and down...I know I will.

So come out and watch us show the Jets how to be 2-0 in the New Giants Stadium.

And leave your tantrums and urges to throw things at the house...you know who you are.

Hell - if you're lucky - we might see a Longhorn have another melt down...I'm just saying.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

wtf

Please, please, please, please, tell me this was a case of the colts just being super pissed about the bitch slapping delivered by the Texans last week. Please tell me that this was the game that every team has where nothing works at all. Please tell me that the DB's get their shit together a stop giving it up like a 16yr old chick at prom. Please tell me that Eli has the balls to tell Jacobs to shut the fuck up and just play. Please tell me that the game plan for the Titans isn't written on toilet paper like the previous. Please tell me all of the above and this guy will be a happy camper....


oh yea ... Please tell me that the cowboys will only win like 3 games this season

Monday, September 20, 2010

It's official: BJ is becoming a cancer in G-Men locker room!

Ok, I'm still pissed from what the team displayed last night. That's a same damn defense that I saw last year: can't stop anyone. And what the fuck is that 1 LB formation? I thought we hired a defensive guru - whatever the fuck his name is!?

Then I found out two more things for real about Blow Job:
1) BJ chooses to run wild while the Giants have been insisting him to run North-South according to this article: http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/benched-jacobs-loses-cool-and-helmet-410640.html

"Brandon Jacobs is a head case right now, and that's by his own admission.

His reduced role in the Giants' offense has become stark and telling. Not only did he carry the ball only four times for eight yards in last night's 38-14 loss to the Colts, he also found himself embroiled in a number of other brush fires that included throwing his helmet into the stands.

First, Jacobs encountered his coach's wrath by failing to seize a hole early in the third quarter, one play before Eli Manning would complete a 54-yard touchdown pass to Mario Manningham. Rather than bruise through the line, Jacobs cut back like a scatback, picking up zero yards and one stern tongue lashing.

"I was angry," Tom Coughlin admitted, "because we've seen too much of that east-west stuff out of him. Find something and head north, that's what we've been drilling him."
2) BJ officially becomes a cancer in the locker room demanding a trade according to this article
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/source-giants-brandon-jacobs-to-ask-for-a-trade-411087.html

So BJ, I'm hoping the Giants can trade your ass to the Raiders. The problem is your ass has too much fat: 2nd year of 5-year $25M with $13M guaranteed. Great, this always happens after they get a big contract: they become fat, lazy, and whiner if they don't get their ways!
Blow Job, you're my douch bag of last week!!!!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Manning Bowl II - Sunday Night at 7:20pm

That right - Manning Bowl II takes place Sunday night. What time you ask? Look at the subject line sizzle chest. And don't worry about it being on national television because we don't care.

Hell - by 7:20pm - we should be well into the $3.00 crown and down ready to make some noise. So come out to the Cape Buffalo Grille and cheer on the Giants as we show big brother what it's like to be 0-2.

Hell - if things go well - Jmall might slide down the banister again! (And if you're really lucky like Gooch - you'll have chi chi's bouncing on your lap by 10:00pm)

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.