One game at a time, sweet Tuck/Osi

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
"if we stick together we can stop all this shit."
And this is how my boys Osi and Tuck broke it down at half time...
This may have been what the G-fense have been missing... I know that Rolle tries to play the role, but who the fuck is that guy? Agreed that Rolle is the shit, but we need leadership from the old school.... the men that have been there and purchased the T- shirt. Now while we love and admire Eli, lets be serious..... he's not that guy... there's a reason why he's called easy E, and its cool... The biggest reason GIANTS fans are who we are... is cause BIG BLUE kicks ass on D...
So..... I've been reading all these articles from all these A holes around and no is giving BIG BLUE any credit for beating the jagoffs.... But check this out.... unless you play in the nfc west.. then you know that EVERY win is impressive, this is the time of year when injuries have every one by the balls, every game is hard fought... So to all the GIANTS haters out there... I say.... GO BLOW YOURSELVES... its one week at a time and this week is the foreskins... BIG BLUE will get in that ass..... lets hope the words from this week's past still hit hard.... Tuck, " we can't let people come in our house, eat our food and talk to our women... We're dogs... lets hunt".... I love me some J.T.
So lets GO GIANTS!!!!!

Nothing Says Douche Bag

Like the guy that wears this jacket and drives a Ford Fusion.

New York Giants vs. Jacksonville - Sunday - 12:00pm

First of all - Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Sure there's family time - turkey - desserts - more turkey - and technically football today...but the really football goes down on Sunday around 12:00pm at our favorite watering hole.

That's right - when you're done with your real families - come hang out with your second "BigBlueDFW Family" at the Cape Buffalo Grille.

Hell - it's a day game and the lights can't go out.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the games in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

When it rains

My grandfather asked me the question, "do you know what happens when it rains?".... I with a smartass look on my face replied, " It pours." He said, " No! motherfuckers get wet." And that little gem of wisdom has carried me through for my whole life on this rock... We all watched the game, we all know what the problems are, we all know what the solutions should be... Instead of going home and ripping my Strahan photo off the wall with tears in my eyes like a little bitch... I will tread through the rain with my boys... Its so funny to me that some have got complete nuts and are cashing in... but not THIS guy.... this guy understands that with the forecast of the nfc, BIG BLUE is still in it to win it..... This guy knows that the G-FENCE just gave every team in the league a detailed blueprint how to contain Vick... This guy knows that the sliver lining is that identifying what the problems are early leads to timely fixes.... This guy knows that all is not lost.... Now while some are throwing in the towel, we are giants fans.... so we know that she may not be pretty but she fucks!!! and isnt that why you asked her out? So lets not jump off the roofs yet.... Lets take care of these jags... and now thats what its all about!!!

An Email From The Giants

Dear ****** ,

We are writing to provide you with an explanation of the power interruption experienced during our game last Sunday against Dallas.

A thorough study of the incident has been conducted by the New Meadowlands Stadium and the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority. Their findings are that the brief power interruption was caused by a malfunction of an NJSEA transformer, and was not caused by any deficiency or equipment in our new stadium.

We have been assured that the transformer has been re-inspected and is in good working condition, and that the necessary steps have been taken to reduce the risk that a similar incident will occur in the future.

We apologize for any inconvenience that this brief incident caused, and we continue to appreciate your loyal support.

On behalf of our organization, we would like to wish you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving and holiday season.

John Mara & Steve Tisch

2010 New York Giants. All Rights Reserved
TIMEX Performance Center
1925 Giants Drive
East Rutherford, NJ 07073

Sunday Time Line

12:33pm - Manhattan
"F The Jets"

3:17pm - New Giants Stadium
"More Like It"

8:37pm - Manhattan
"Right In The Ball Bag"

Good Old (Man) Day Syndrome

In the New Meadowlands Stadium - our seats are in the lower level. But the way they have it designed - it's between two levels...meaning you can go down about 5 rows to the main concourse or you can go up 10 rows to a smaller 2nd level.

On the main concourse - there is food - beer - bathrooms - the regular stuff you would find in any stadium. On the 2nd level - there are smaller bathrooms and other ways to travel throughout the stadium.

Now - when I needed to use the restroom - I went to the smaller bathroom upstairs. Upon my arrival - there was a line of about 10 people waiting. Here's the converstion I overheard by 2 men in line right in front of me:

Old Man: "I can't believe there's a line here."

Young Man: "It's not too bad - I wonder how many toilets are in there?"

Old Man: "You'd think when they built this stadium there would have built a bigger bathroom."

(As we get closer to the end of the line....)

Young Man: "Yeah - you would think that there would be more than 3 urinals and two stalls."

Old Man: "This place sucks. At the old Stadium you could get in and out no problem. I can't believe there is only one way in and one way out. This place is garbage."

(The conversation between the two man ends as they depart for a urinal/stall)

When I was washing my hands - the Young Man says to me (as he is washing his hands), "Doesn't take much to get that old man fired up."

To which I answered, "He probably hated the move from the Polo Grounds to Yankee Stadium in 1956. Besides - I love this place. I now have season tickets because of this building so I'll wait a few extra minutes for the small bathroom."

He agreed.

Hells Bells

This might have been the best part of the game.