Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Giants vs. Bears - Sunday - 7:00pm

Just because we suck - doesn't mean we still don't get together to watch the games. That's right damn it...Sunday night we take center stage on NBC at 7:00! (sigh)

So come out and enjoy the Cape Buffalo Shenanigans...it might be the only thing worth a damn!

Hell - maybe if we're lucky - the Crown Girls will show up again! I know Gooch would like to see them again! (picture below)


Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I think that...

We need to stop fooling ourselves: 8-8 is best we could probably get!
Start the rebuilding process by playing the younger guys (Linval Joseph, JPP, Tollefson, Cruz) to see what they can do
Start coaching research for all coaches especially head coach (YES, I said it!), Killdrive, overrated Sewage.
It's time to clean house: Prepare pink slips for McKenzie, Canty, BJ, Dielh, Bernard (why is this asshole still on the team roster?), Tynes, Dodge, Terrell Thomas, etc...
For fans sake, please do not punish us through several years of Dave Brown or Danny Kannell experiments...
This team double sucks - They may not beat several local high school teams around here, a.k.a. Euless Trinity.
Out!!!

Go Big Blue.

Monday, September 27, 2010

I Think That...

Perry Fewell is overrated.
The defensive line sucks.
Our coaches are continually out coached.
Eli should only be blamed for 1 interception so far this year.
Our offensive line is old and living in the past.
Brandon Jacobs got paid and became lazy.
Tom Coughlin has become soft.
Keeping Linval Joseph inactive against Chris Johnson was stupid.
Our WRs need to catch the damn ball when it hits them in the hands.
Kevin Killdrive is uncreative and useless.
This team is undisciplined.
The $3 crown and down doesn't really hide my disappointment.
This team sucks.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

It's time to rebuild OL so my 1st round pick for 2011 is...

The best available LT/OL even if we have to trade up to get him - stick a folk in Diehl. The replace McKenzie with Beaty. Later rounds: OC, OL, RB, LB...

Go Big Blue.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Giants vs. Titans - Sunday - 12:00pm

If you thought the season was over - you're wrong. That's right everyone! We're back at the Cape Buffalo Sunday afternoon for another Giants home game. It's only Week 3! And speaking of 3 - while you're at Cape Buffalo - enjoy the $3 crown and down...I know I will.

So come out and watch us show the Jets how to be 2-0 in the New Giants Stadium.

And leave your tantrums and urges to throw things at the house...you know who you are.

Hell - if you're lucky - we might see a Longhorn have another melt down...I'm just saying.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

wtf

Please, please, please, please, tell me this was a case of the colts just being super pissed about the bitch slapping delivered by the Texans last week. Please tell me that this was the game that every team has where nothing works at all. Please tell me that the DB's get their shit together a stop giving it up like a 16yr old chick at prom. Please tell me that Eli has the balls to tell Jacobs to shut the fuck up and just play. Please tell me that the game plan for the Titans isn't written on toilet paper like the previous. Please tell me all of the above and this guy will be a happy camper....


oh yea ... Please tell me that the cowboys will only win like 3 games this season

Monday, September 20, 2010

It's official: BJ is becoming a cancer in G-Men locker room!

Ok, I'm still pissed from what the team displayed last night. That's a same damn defense that I saw last year: can't stop anyone. And what the fuck is that 1 LB formation? I thought we hired a defensive guru - whatever the fuck his name is!?

Then I found out two more things for real about Blow Job:
1) BJ chooses to run wild while the Giants have been insisting him to run North-South according to this article: http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/benched-jacobs-loses-cool-and-helmet-410640.html

"Brandon Jacobs is a head case right now, and that's by his own admission.

His reduced role in the Giants' offense has become stark and telling. Not only did he carry the ball only four times for eight yards in last night's 38-14 loss to the Colts, he also found himself embroiled in a number of other brush fires that included throwing his helmet into the stands.

First, Jacobs encountered his coach's wrath by failing to seize a hole early in the third quarter, one play before Eli Manning would complete a 54-yard touchdown pass to Mario Manningham. Rather than bruise through the line, Jacobs cut back like a scatback, picking up zero yards and one stern tongue lashing.

"I was angry," Tom Coughlin admitted, "because we've seen too much of that east-west stuff out of him. Find something and head north, that's what we've been drilling him."
2) BJ officially becomes a cancer in the locker room demanding a trade according to this article
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/source-giants-brandon-jacobs-to-ask-for-a-trade-411087.html

So BJ, I'm hoping the Giants can trade your ass to the Raiders. The problem is your ass has too much fat: 2nd year of 5-year $25M with $13M guaranteed. Great, this always happens after they get a big contract: they become fat, lazy, and whiner if they don't get their ways!
Blow Job, you're my douch bag of last week!!!!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Manning Bowl II - Sunday Night at 7:20pm

That right - Manning Bowl II takes place Sunday night. What time you ask? Look at the subject line sizzle chest. And don't worry about it being on national television because we don't care.

Hell - by 7:20pm - we should be well into the $3.00 crown and down ready to make some noise. So come out to the Cape Buffalo Grille and cheer on the Giants as we show big brother what it's like to be 0-2.

Hell - if things go well - Jmall might slide down the banister again! (And if you're really lucky like Gooch - you'll have chi chi's bouncing on your lap by 10:00pm)

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Week one extravaganza

So after week 1 I think we all know a couple of facts #1 cowboys suck,# eagles suck,# foreskins suck. While I love the way the local media have been bashing these cock chuggers so far, I have but one small request..... PLEASE DON'T HOP ON OUR JOCK after the disrespect with all these bullshit preseason predictions... its beneath you!!! Oh yea Marcelus Whiley... please penetrate yourself anally with Arsenio Hall's index finger, I'm after you get off your knees from blowing Tony Romo, maybe that's why he performed so badly on Sunday.... NO BOOM BOOM before games, it drains the legs and makes you do stupid shit on the field.... Next week at Indy will be a nice test, but I say Fuck'em in the ear!!! Twice!!! To conclude; If next weekend ends like this one.... This guy's gonna have to wear his boner pants!!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Douche Bag of Week 1

My vote for Douche Bag of Week 1 is Antonio Pierce. I was looking forward to watch highlights of the G-Men game at 6pm CT (before the cowshit game) then caught AP on ESPN so I said to myself "Ok, AP would probably have lots of good things to say about our defense". But, instead this Douche Bag complained about "lack of running game" so he picked either the cowgirls or the deadskin to win the division even though neither of them had played a down this season yet. Well, they both stunk up the joint last night (I was falling asleep watching them and it was the first time in my life that I'm falling asleep watching a football game). Take that AP!

Therefore:
AP: You're a freakin Douche Bag of Week 1. Find the hole that Tiki is hiding to claw under - Freakin Douche!
NY Rule #1: Never never never never turn on your own family no matter what. Period.

On positive note, nothing is sweeter than a G-Men victory. That the DEFENSE that I remember!!!
Go Big Blue.

Friday, September 10, 2010

New Weekly Award - BigBlueDFW Style

As the NFL season begins this week, we're going to introduce a new feature to Big Blue DFW. We're going to hand out a weekly award for the Douche Bag of the Week. This award is available to any group of people deemed worthy, including: football players, entire teams, and annoying fans. The award is achievable through ridiculous comments, bad football play, nonsensical fan commentary, or anything else that is characteristic of being a tool. We're going to do our best to limit this to NFL or Giants related issues while keeping college football out of this award. This is due to the conflict of interest among Giants fans who cheer for various teams.

Since I don't mind holding Giants players accountable for their actions, I might consider Brandon Jacobs for the award this week. But since I want to start the season off on a positive note, I'm going to give a Summer Douche award to a special individual named Albert Haynesworth of the Washington Redskins. Albert, you've done a wonderful job of being both an overpaid douche and potential destroyer of your team. I should thank you, but instead I'm tired of hearing your name everytime I turn on the radio.

Congratulations Albert, you're the douche of the summer.

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Can't wait to see you all on Sunday......

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Game 1: Giants vs. Panthers - Sunday 12:00pm

The mini camps are over. The preseason is over. The cuts have been made and the 2009 season is finally behind us. That means come Sunday (09/12/10) at 12:00pm - the 2010 New York Giants season starts.

This week - the [bleep]ing Carolina Panthers. If anyone remembers the last time New York played Carolina - that should motivate you to come out and support Big Blue.

We will be gathering at our New York Giants football watching home - the Cape Buffalo Grille.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287
972-381-9796

Since Cape Buffalo Grille has recently renovated portions of the bar/pool area - we will be watching all the games in the Sky Box. (For any newcomers - the Sky Box is on the right once you walk in)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Big Blue Confusion

After reading some of the Giants roster moves this weekend - I couldn't help but think, "What the hell are the Giants doing?" On Friday night - I was excited to see how the 2010 roster was going to look after the final cuts were made. But when the 6:00pm Saturday deadline passed...my excitement was gone.

So I did some more research and found an article that sums up my thoughts...almost.

If anyone has a minute - click on the article below by Craig Santucci from the Bleacher Report:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/453216-ny-giants-wasted-roster-space-beckum-wilkinson-and-moss

What do you think?

Saturday, September 4, 2010

BJ is doing a (bj) with his mouth again!

Too bad he's tip-toeing when he needs to run hard (like his mouth). He is slower than a guy who had surgeries on TWO feet and an ankle. Quite pathetic!!!
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/brandon-jacobs-says-its-hard-to-stay-positive-as-ahmad-bradshaw-grabs-starting-role-with-giants-405045.html
"To be in this business, you have to know that," Jacobs said. "No one's your friend in this business. This is a cutthroat, backstabbing business. That's just the way it goes. It's been like that before me. If you expect anything else out of a business like this, you're crazy."

Well BJ: stop whining. Two things: Bradshaw didn't whine when playing back-up to your axx AND your teammates ARE your friends, dumbass.

PS: I guess you all already know by now that I hate crying babies. Damn, my daughter never cries that much since she was 3!!!

Friday, September 3, 2010

This Just In...


Mark Sanchez of the New York Jet was reportedly seen at a Justin Bieber concert. How gay is that?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Cape Buffalo Shenanigans

Jmall's in the house!!!!!

For the millions of readers to bigbluedfw, you're in for a real treat.... you are privileged to hear my inner most thoughts and feelings as they relate to our beloved GIANTS... You will also get a taste of my hatred of the cowgirls, excuse me did I say a taste, you will receive the whole meal... So if you have a heart condition or pregnant please use caution... this is just an intro, best believe more to follow..... oh yea Cowboys suck hairy nut sac.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Final Preseason Game Thursday Night - 6:00pm at Cape Buffalo

We're Back! Back at the Cape Buffalo Grille! Thursday night at 6:00pm.

Since the final preseason game is televised on the NFL Network - we will be gathering at our New York Giants football watching home - the Cape Buffalo Grille.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287
972-381-9796

So meet us in the Sky Box...you know...the room where we won the Superbowl and forever renamed Tom Brady as the human grass stain! (For any newcomers - the Sky Box is on the right once you walk in)

Also - a special thanks to the Stadium Cafe for allowing us to temporarily watch our previous 2 preseason games. (although is should be noted we were 0-2 in those games!)