One game at a time, sweet Tuck/Osi

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
"if we stick together we can stop all this shit."
And this is how my boys Osi and Tuck broke it down at half time...
This may have been what the G-fense have been missing... I know that Rolle tries to play the role, but who the fuck is that guy? Agreed that Rolle is the shit, but we need leadership from the old school.... the men that have been there and purchased the T- shirt. Now while we love and admire Eli, lets be serious..... he's not that guy... there's a reason why he's called easy E, and its cool... The biggest reason GIANTS fans are who we are... is cause BIG BLUE kicks ass on D...
So..... I've been reading all these articles from all these A holes around and no is giving BIG BLUE any credit for beating the jagoffs.... But check this out.... unless you play in the nfc west.. then you know that EVERY win is impressive, this is the time of year when injuries have every one by the balls, every game is hard fought... So to all the GIANTS haters out there... I say.... GO BLOW YOURSELVES... its one week at a time and this week is the foreskins... BIG BLUE will get in that ass..... lets hope the words from this week's past still hit hard.... Tuck, " we can't let people come in our house, eat our food and talk to our women... We're dogs... lets hunt".... I love me some J.T.
So lets GO GIANTS!!!!!

Nothing Says Douche Bag

Like the guy that wears this jacket and drives a Ford Fusion.

New York Giants vs. Jacksonville - Sunday - 12:00pm

First of all - Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Sure there's family time - turkey - desserts - more turkey - and technically football today...but the really football goes down on Sunday around 12:00pm at our favorite watering hole.

That's right - when you're done with your real families - come hang out with your second "BigBlueDFW Family" at the Cape Buffalo Grille.

Hell - it's a day game and the lights can't go out.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the games in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

When it rains

My grandfather asked me the question, "do you know what happens when it rains?".... I with a smartass look on my face replied, " It pours." He said, " No! motherfuckers get wet." And that little gem of wisdom has carried me through for my whole life on this rock... We all watched the game, we all know what the problems are, we all know what the solutions should be... Instead of going home and ripping my Strahan photo off the wall with tears in my eyes like a little bitch... I will tread through the rain with my boys... Its so funny to me that some have got complete nuts and are cashing in... but not THIS guy.... this guy understands that with the forecast of the nfc, BIG BLUE is still in it to win it..... This guy knows that the G-FENCE just gave every team in the league a detailed blueprint how to contain Vick... This guy knows that the sliver lining is that identifying what the problems are early leads to timely fixes.... This guy knows that all is not lost.... Now while some are throwing in the towel, we are giants fans.... so we know that she may not be pretty but she fucks!!! and isnt that why you asked her out? So lets not jump off the roofs yet.... Lets take care of these jags... and now thats what its all about!!!

An Email From The Giants

Dear ****** ,

We are writing to provide you with an explanation of the power interruption experienced during our game last Sunday against Dallas.

A thorough study of the incident has been conducted by the New Meadowlands Stadium and the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority. Their findings are that the brief power interruption was caused by a malfunction of an NJSEA transformer, and was not caused by any deficiency or equipment in our new stadium.

We have been assured that the transformer has been re-inspected and is in good working condition, and that the necessary steps have been taken to reduce the risk that a similar incident will occur in the future.

We apologize for any inconvenience that this brief incident caused, and we continue to appreciate your loyal support.

On behalf of our organization, we would like to wish you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving and holiday season.

John Mara & Steve Tisch

2010 New York Giants. All Rights Reserved
TIMEX Performance Center
1925 Giants Drive
East Rutherford, NJ 07073

Sunday Time Line

12:33pm - Manhattan
"F The Jets"

3:17pm - New Giants Stadium
"More Like It"

8:37pm - Manhattan
"Right In The Ball Bag"

Good Old (Man) Day Syndrome

In the New Meadowlands Stadium - our seats are in the lower level. But the way they have it designed - it's between two levels...meaning you can go down about 5 rows to the main concourse or you can go up 10 rows to a smaller 2nd level.

On the main concourse - there is food - beer - bathrooms - the regular stuff you would find in any stadium. On the 2nd level - there are smaller bathrooms and other ways to travel throughout the stadium.

Now - when I needed to use the restroom - I went to the smaller bathroom upstairs. Upon my arrival - there was a line of about 10 people waiting. Here's the converstion I overheard by 2 men in line right in front of me:

Old Man: "I can't believe there's a line here."

Young Man: "It's not too bad - I wonder how many toilets are in there?"

Old Man: "You'd think when they built this stadium there would have built a bigger bathroom."

(As we get closer to the end of the line....)

Young Man: "Yeah - you would think that there would be more than 3 urinals and two stalls."

Old Man: "This place sucks. At the old Stadium you could get in and out no problem. I can't believe there is only one way in and one way out. This place is garbage."

(The conversation between the two man ends as they depart for a urinal/stall)

When I was washing my hands - the Young Man says to me (as he is washing his hands), "Doesn't take much to get that old man fired up."

To which I answered, "He probably hated the move from the Polo Grounds to Yankee Stadium in 1956. Besides - I love this place. I now have season tickets because of this building so I'll wait a few extra minutes for the small bathroom."

He agreed.

Hells Bells

This might have been the best part of the game.

Giants at Eagles - Sunday - 7:20pm

Is it me - or has this been a long week? Well - try watching that pile of "crap" game in person. The good thing is - there's more football to play. (And when you think about it - the Cowboys are still 2-7).

Which brings us to this week. Philly. F*cking Philly. Just saying it makes me hate all Philadelphia teams. I don't think I can ever see any Philly team the same way after seeing an episode of "The Life & Times of Tim" called "Suck It Philly"

Here's a clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Co4oTl87Yk

So come out and chant "Suck It Philly" with the rest of us! Maybe if we're lucky - Dick knows that chant with his muzika palka!

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Just to set the record straight......

Just to set the record straight... I hate losing to the cowchumps as much as the next guy, the problem( I believe) is that BIG BLUE did not get pumped up enough for the match up. And maybe Kitna is better than that fag Romo... I know, I know it seems like I'm talking nonsense but Kitna treated the Db's like muffs... It wasn't like the usual QB play from these slags... there was a guy that stayed in the pocket while moving with it, there was a guy that didn't stare down the same receiver the whole game... etc,etc, etc.... But I digress
Just to set the record straight.......... While I was pleased BIG BLUE DFW got some pub in the paper on Monday,(to me) it seemed like our whole season is made when we beat the cowboys... Now it pleases me greatly when that does happen... just for the fact I live in Dallas and it is a beating with the bullshit I have to listen to... exp... on Sunday night and Monday I've heard from people that I thought had died.. but what can you do.. While I hate the cowchumps, that hate started for me about '94 or so after living here for three years, and this hate stems not from the actual team, but from the mindless fans that make it impossible for a person to sympathetic when they suck ass. The eagles however, is a different story... Every TRUE BLUE fan out there knows that as far as hating, these assholes are on the start of the list... exp... My hate for the eagles started in Nov. '75 on the beautiful island of Barbados. Where a man of limited means seduced a lovely young woman under the shade of a Mahogany tree... nine months later this handsome, hung, intelligent, eagle hating, machine said hello the the world... Now after seeing what they did to the foreskins on Monday, I have to say..... and this is difficult... these guys are pretty fucking good..... but you know what: SO ARE THE GIANTS!!!! I feel very optimistic about Sunday night.... Fuck these guys, in the ear... TWICE... So on Sunday night, I expect to see my BIGBLUE faithful all chest out and ready to get in some eagle ass!!!! This is a CLASSIC N.F.C. match up that brings up all kinds of memories.( for this guy anyway)


GO BIG BLUE!!!!!

Stop the Presses - BigBlueDFW MADE THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS!

Look what group made the Dallas Morning News! Click here or on the picture.

We're coming back

and the cowboys!

Pre-Sunday thought!

I never had a pre-Sunday pray/wish/thought/demand/etc... until today to my blood-line Big Blue NY Giants team: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do not make this Sunday game a trap game - Pedal to the metal, feet down their f%&*$#@ throats!
Go Big Blue!!!

Eulogical remarks reguarding the cowboys 2010 season

Friends, Homies, BIG BLUE faithful, lend me your ears,
I come to bury the cowboys, not to praise them.
The evil that men do lives long after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones.
So let it be with the cowboys........
The noble Bradshaw hath told you they were ambitious.
And since it was so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Romo consumed it.....
Here, under leave of Goff and the rest(for Goff is an honorable man,
so they are all honorable men.)
Come I to speak in cowboys funeral.....
They were chumps, and so were they're fans.
But Osi says Romo was ambitious;
And Osi is an honorable man.....
He hath brought many captives home to Giants stadium.
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Romo seem ambitious?
When the fans have cried, Jerry hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Tuck says he was ambitious;
And Tuck is an honorable man.
You all did see that during the preseason,
The media thrice presented them a kingly crown,
Which they did thrice accept: was this ambition?
Yet Eli says they were ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Eli spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know,
You all(media) did love them once, and without cause.
What cause withholds you then to mourn for them?
O Judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beast.
And men have lost their reason..... Bear with me;
Jerry's heart is in the coffin there with the cowboys,
And we must revel in the dying of these mother fuckers going down!!!

Giants vs. Cowboys - Sunday - 3:00pm

It seems like only yesterday we were planning our 12 hour tailgating/ game/post-tailgating festivities for an upcoming game in Arlington. Oh - how time flies.

20 days later - we're at it again. The Giants have only played one game since but this might not be the same team they have faced. (We all know that story).

Local drama aside - come out and join us at the Cape Buffalo on Sunday. Although there's no tailgate this week - it's always more fun to watch Giants/Cowboys with 50 of your closest friends.

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

Today Was A Good Day

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God.
I don't know but today seems kind of odd.
No barking from the dog, no smog,
And the Giants cooked a roster with no Moss.


*gotta give props to Jmall for recommending a better last line.

Giants 41 - Seahawks 7 - I Think That:

- Jumping out to a 21-0 lead on the road makes for a really fun day.

- Bradshaw is the man...he's really due to break a long one.

- If Goff had waited for a block on his fumble recovery - he might have scored (even though it didn't matter because Bradshaw finished it off).

- I was wrong to be disappointed in drafting Hakeem Nicks last year...that guy is consistently amazing. I guess that's why I'm not the G.M.

- Brandon Jacobs seems to have his step back. He was actually looking for contact and that Seattle secondary didn't want anything to do with him.

- The WRs are tough to cover. Between Nicks, Smith, Manningham, and Boss - who do you cover. (It should be pointed out that everyone held onto to the ball this time - no picks for Eli).

- The true "victory formation" is when your starting quarterback can rest on the sideline at the start of the 4th quarter.

- So much for the "12th man" Seattle. The only time I heard you was when your team converted a 3rd down.

- Maybe Reynaud isn't so bad considering the new guy had just as much trouble...still too early to tell.

- Props should be given out to the offensive line for shifting around on account of injuries.

- Our special teams coverage still sucks.

- It was funny that Steve Smith wanted to pose next to the 12 in "12th Man". I wonder what that Seattle fan in the front row said to him? (I can only hope Steve Smith told him his team sucks - although he doesn't seem like that kind of player).

- The talk around teams struggling when they travel to the east/west coast for a game is a load of crap.

- Peter Carroll can suck it.

- It's really amazing how 1 person in the group can ruin such a great day.

Bye Week Wrap Up - Funny Things Overheard At The Giants/Cowboys Game:

These will all be kept anonymous but you know who you are:

-Damn pineapple - now I'm going to smell like I went down on the Chiquita Banana Girl.

-Do you have a cigarette or joint I could smoke?

-Woah - woah - woah - Is that spicy because the Irish even question oregano?

-Come over to our tailgate and I'll show you my titties!

-What...you can't clap for the Armed Forces?

-It figures that girl has bigger balls than her boyfriend wearing a scarf.

-It's cute when they try to argue Superbowls. (Giants have 7 championships)

-Watch your language - this cocksucker in front of us doesn't like it.

- I'm the Unofficial Governor of Parking Lot 19.

- Do you have a cigarette I can smoke? Cigar?-

Hey...that's my mom you're talking about.

-Watch it - you shouldn't say "ass" because of the guy in front of us. You should go with posterior. What about derriere? That works. Well then - that girl had a fucking great derriere!

-Cowboy fan, "Giants suck." Giants fan response, "Not in this building."

- I love this. I think I could moon walk back to the parking lot.

-Was that a nipple? (for the record - yes it was)

-I just made out with 4 guys - I didn't see the 2nd half.

- T-Shirt Time! Oh yeah!

- That's not going to make me hallucinate is it?

-Does anyone have a phone with a sim card...I need to call my Aunt.

-Ladies and Gentlemen - we hope you enjoyed the game here at The New Meadowlands -South. Drive home safely.

-Seriously - do you have a cigarette or joint I could smoke?

Always good times!

Giants at Seahawks - Sunday - 3:00pm

Alright - the bye week is finally over and it's time to get back to business. It all starts back up on Sunday at 3:00 against a bird team. (For those of you at Cape this Sunday - ask Drew what he thinks of bird teams)

The good news is - Giants football is back.

The bad news is - the $3 Crown and Down is gone. (I know - I know - I was just as upset as the next guy but it's a bar...we'll just have to call an audible...or pay full price!)

So come out and join us at the Cape Buffalo and see which one of us makes a fool of ourself this week. (if you're a follower of the blog - you know who we're talking about!)

Cape Buffalo Grille
17727 Addison Road
Dallas, TX 75287

For any newcomers - we watch the game in the Sky Box located on the right as you walk in.

A Couple of Weeks Late But Still Worth Watching

More Bye Week Fun - Poll Results:

In honor of Hakeem winning the"Giants/Cowboys Player Of The Game" Poll:

New York Giants- A Bye Week Note by The Irish Highball

The McRib is back.

THE McRIB IS HERE! Ahhhh Yeaaaah!

More to come...